The Helm

What if you had a magical superpower and it hated your guts? Matt Blurdy’s day has gone from crap to worse. Not only did his girlfriend break his heart at work–and in front of all of the video-store patrons–but he just got fired. All that’s left to do is minibike his sorry, thirty-year-old (and freshly unemployed!) butt back home to his mom’s basement and drown his sorrows in a bucket of extra crispy chicken while contemplating where his life went wrong. O...